Pat Campbell looks like he was just removed from a #United Flight

Many of you wondered why I wasn't on air this morning. Wednesday I developed a zit(pimple) on the inside of my left nostril by the septum it came to a head and popped. I squeezed it to get the rest out. When I woke up Thursday morning it was red and inflamed. It got progressively worse. By Noon my left nostril was swollen and completely closed my upper lip was beginning to swell and felt numb like I had been given a shot of Novocaine at the dentist"s office. Tried to get into my Primary Care Physician, he was all booked. So I went to Urgent Care. The doctor said it was no longer a zit but rather a boil infected with Staph! He prescribed an Old School Antibiotic and an ointment to apply to the inside of my nostril. When I woke up this morning the entire left side of my face was swollen and my left eye was swollen shut. I felt like I had just been dragged off a United Airlines flight or gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson. On the bright side the Tulsa Playhouse has offered me a role in Beauty and the Beast as the Beast!

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